Stoned?

This is really cool tutorial on stoning people’s pictures. Actually, a bondhu (friend) of mine found this online. The trick is to use basic layer effects. I don’t remember the url I got this from but isn’t this cool…or should I say, freaky?!

I’ve done this one in a rush, I’ll try to improve it as and when I get time. You can use a combination of blur and stamp effects to enhance your stone scuplture

Voices in my head

Ever wondered what those strange voices were, the same ones that told you to do or refrain from doing something. Don’t you feel that your head is spinning with all those words running through your mind. Not your conscience, its the little sneaky yellow smiley, smugly smiling inside, thats creating this mischief. Believe me, I have proof.

Story-time

Meet Scott.

Scott is a computer professional. One day, Scott was walking around the net. He saw many .htmls and .pdfs. He also came across plenty of images on his way to the server. All of a sudden, he looked across to see a ‘missing image’. Scott wondered what happened to the image – why it was missing and what could be done to fix it. As he was investigating the matter, the image jumped on Scott and started eating into his head. Our poor hero struggled and staggered in pain and frustration to get the missing image off his head but in vain. In the end, the fateful image consumed him and Scott had to go away, leaving the window empty and blank.

Moral of the story: If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it. If it is broken, then save your head and run away!

Samundar ke lutere?!?

I heard on the radio about the Hindi version of Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Man’s Chest being released as ‘Samundar ke lutere – Murdey ka khazana‘. Yipes! How ridiculously, stupidly, technically correct the translation is! Anyway, I am yet to see it and from what I’ve heard from friends, it is an awesome movie – just like the 1st part (some liked it even better). Here’s my current wallpaper (thanx to Google) – apt for this season.

Warning: If you are using the licensed version of XP then this could give you some shocks because of the blatant display of piracy.

Before and After

I got this picture in my mailbox today. Couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it and had to mention it here. It’s some shampoo ad. Isn’t the lion cute?

Before the shampoo, the lion was a junglee animal. After the shampoo its a civilized beast. Haha!